i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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