I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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