Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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