that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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