Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
is it fun? or sober?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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