How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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