It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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