I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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