Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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