it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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