its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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