the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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