Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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