Having a random hookup so left but love u
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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