so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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