Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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