Do you still have your period?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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