it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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