it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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