all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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