Best friends brother. Beat that.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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