found the other keg... it's in the tree
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
