where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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