Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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