he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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