My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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