Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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