There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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