So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize