We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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