Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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