stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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