i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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