Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think my vagina is haunted
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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