Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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