"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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