He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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