He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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