You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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