i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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