check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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