Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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