Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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