Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I touched a dick in church today
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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