I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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