Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash