I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car