i think my tv is drunk
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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