We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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