Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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