bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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