There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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