But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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